**STUPID THINGS KATIE HAS DONE HALL OF FAME**
Kindergarten: Katie is playing with her cruch Kyle Pavilock. She runs around the yard with her ninja turtle when her pants fall down. Kyle bursts out in hysterical laughter. Seeing the reaction her bare behind has caused the love of her life, Katie decides to pull her pants down delibertly. Apparently, the second time around, it was no longer funny. It was just gross.
7th Grade: Natalie Minotti writes Katie a note telling her what day Michael Ambleotis's birthday is. (April 11th!) Michael notices this note in Katies hand and tries to get it. Instead of pulling the lady like technique and just putting it in her notebook or her purse, Katie decides that the best way to go would be to eat it. This could have been the faux pas that pushed Michael Ambleotis away forever.
Freshmen Year: Katie decides that it is not enough for Nicole Smathers to just agree with her that she can fit in the gym locker, she needs to see it too. Katie immediatly gets stuck in the gym locker. The whole gym class parades in the locker room to stand and laugh while Mr.D pries Katie out. She was left with a bruise on her leg and a bruise on her ego.
May 2003: Katie is about to go to her friend Melenie's wedding. She's wearing a dress and hose. Then, the urge came. Katie ran to the bathroom, pulled down her hose and started to pee. It wasn't until she got a significant amount out that she realized she forgot to take off her underwear. Shamed again.
March 11th, 2004: Katie decides she wants to seduce her husband and give him a night to remember. Part of her beautifying methods, she decides to make herself more pretty "down there." She takes a pair of scissors to properly "groom" herself. Unfortunatly, Katies swelling tummy prevents a clear view of "down there". Seconds later, Katie is bleeding. Neosporean came to the rescue and Katie lives the next 2 days in pain--and isn't able to romance her man.
Ok. So thats what I think are the Top 5 stupidest things I've ever done. The most recent one I can still feel. Just thought I'd let you know ;-)